I want everyone to know that I am ONLY doing this under duress.
My morning started off pretty well. I had my quiet time, woke Amanda up for breakfast then jotted downtown to vote.
We began school around 9:15-9:30am after reviewing my lesson plans.
We took a break, oh around 2:00pm. I thought to myself...OH, my two girl scout cookies that I have allotted myself. The cookies in which God blessed me with. The cookies that God granted me the $3.50 to purchase.
As I soon discovered, THEY WERE NOWHERE TO BE FOUND. I searched my little kitchen cupboards and cabinets. I even looked in the trash can!
After speaking to my husband through the wonderful service of Instant Messenger, I receive an email with an attached picture of MY COOKIES being held HOSTAGE. The nerve of some people!!
Attached was this picture along with demands from the cookie snatcher. As per his demands I am regrettably complying:
Okay here is the deal, I have the cookies!!! If you follow the demands no harm will come to your beloved cookies. As you can see from the picture care has been taken during our travels to ensure no harm is done. I got a little worried when I read your blog yesterday and I want you to know I am only doing this because I love you and don't want you to be blind to the truth. The demands are as follows.
1. Post this on your blog for all to see that you are loved 2. The Bible says not have any other god's, I hope you pray through this and make sure God is truly who you love and not these cookies.
3. Realize these are not innocent little cookies. These are actually demons from hell packing huge amounts of calories, saturated fats and trans fats. Their whole purpose is to deceive you and tempt you, to defile the temple of God and derail all you have accomplished through low fat/low cal healthy eating.
Love you,
The Remnant
Ok, I have met your demands...now I WANT MY COOKIES!!!!!
7 comments:
you need some help
Oh, honey. I've only got six letters for you... D-I-V-O-R-C-E. Actually, I think any judge would be reasonable enough to even grant an annulment. That's some serious abuse, right there.
Please don't let Mike spend any alone time with Simeon. I don't want him filling his head with all that nonsense. :-)
Leslie
I just wanted you to know I saw the Somoas he jacked from your kitchen in his car today. They sure looked tempting! I bet the won't be near so tempting after setting in the sun all day. Sorry for your loss :(
Oops, divorce is spelled with seven letters - not six. If I'd only put down my Thin Mint for a second to count on my fingers I would have gotten it right.
Leslie
That's not right....that's just not right.
Keep your husbands away from mine!! He might teach them to hold precious things hostage. Thank you all for your support! Just to let you know that even melted, Somoas are still wonderful!!!
Can't anyone see that this was done out of love???? Sheesh, I got the eyebrow look when she opened the box and thought one was missing. I think she mis-counted.
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